This Recession Sucks But I Just Swagged Up

This recession has been pretty terrible for a lot of people and seems like it is going to get worse before it gets better. Take my brother and his wife, they both lost their jobs this month and have two kids to support. If I was in that situation I would be hustlin’ hard to find something -anything- selling blood or semen! So to help boost this economy I did a little shopping today and man the deals are crazy. Stores are paying me to take their clothes.

I hit up the clearance sections (as I’m famous for) and I got brand name shirts, hoodies and thermals from like $3 to $7 bucks. What is this a burger king combo? I got a pair of Rocawear jeans for $9.99, and no it isn’t even bootlegg as its from an actual department store. And no I’m not going to front page any stores because I like any true fashion freaker likes to keep his gear spots secret. The best deal of all I got is this Artful Dodger full jacket for $26. This jacket was regularly like $2 million dollars lol. What the hell is going on here?

I wonder if I tried to buy a car right now the discount I could get. I’m not saying I’m Samuel Jackson of negotiating but the way I’ve been raised to bargain for everything I’m pretty sure I could get a car for like free.99. But I digress.

The point of all this is, if you are looking for anything to buy right now, bargain with those matherfackers. Even if your buying just regular stuff like cigarettes, booze or hookers. I was at the bar on Saturday and got a free pitcher just by asking. It’s hard times right now and you can’t be a wuss when it comes to saving you a buck.

One thought on “This Recession Sucks But I Just Swagged Up

  1. I can dig it. I’m waitin for my income tax return as we speak. Then I’m takin my ass to circuit city…I need another plasma.

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