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Please tell me this is joke? Please god, I know I really don’t believe in you and all, but how you can you do this to us? Joe Budden, Joey, if your reading this and from all your peeps hitting me off, I know you probably are. Man W-T-F is this? Have your lost your muther-funking mind? You said, “Get head till a brother need Tylenol”, WTF. And what’s with all the misogyny? Okay, now I got that off my chest, let’s put all this into context.
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I hate it so much when rappers brag about taking 5 minutes to write their lyrics, especially when the end result is the worst song ever. Who do they think they are impressing? I don’t want to point anyone out, because a lot of rappers are guilty of writing down the first thing that comes to mind and having the nerve to record it, but Juelz Santana needs to be called out. I heard little Juelz say he took 2 minutes to write his verse for one of these mixtape songs. I almost died. Dude, hi dude, no one would believe you took an hour to write most of the garbage you spit. And you do an incredible diservice to yourself as an artist and to the fans and hip hop as a whole by releasing this sub-par material.
You have to admit Fifty with the tear drop is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in hip hop. Point blank period. I think it’s right up there with Jigga plastering ballerina P all over the summer jam screen years back. See what people are afraid to admit is Fifty knows how to market. He is the greatest promoter rap has ever seen. How else can you explain how he got everyone in G-Unit platinum plaques (except Yayo, who for the record isn’t that bad)?
Stephen “Static Major” Garret the producer who has worked with Aaliyah, Ginuwine, Destiny’s Child, Brandy and on Lil Wayne’s new song “Lollipop” had passed away at the age of 34 on February 25, 2008. New details have emerged that he died due to the hospital’s negligence as he was admitted for some strange illness. Here is the blog from his brother-in-laws myspace page (WTF) that further explains things;
Elliot’s Jump Off “Kristen”
This whole Elliot Spitzer paying for hoes has brought prostitution to the mainstream, wait didn’t Pretty Woman do that? Anyway, this whole “scandal” got me thinking, would I pay for sex if I had a family and was the governor of New York. Right away, my first reaction is hell no. I have a strict policy of not paying for sex, lap dancing or just spending any money on a chick for sexual favors (MOB). And it’s not because I have some high morality, but mostly because I’m a cheap bastard and would rather game a chick to do all that good stuff to me (I have such an ego). But let’s put ourselves in Elliot’s size 9 pair of Hermès loafers.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUEPPS6-G8] You already know what it is. Video ain’t even premiere yet and the editors version already leaked. Peep game.
