Morning Wood: Nicky Minaj

Nicky Minaj

My boy has been on my case about this broad, Nicky Minaj, he claims she’s the sexiest female rapper alive. I’m not sure yet, I spent too many nights over the Ill Na Na cover (I know but the internetz didn’t exist). She probably takes the title since Remy Ma is disgusto and I forgot what Jean Grae looks like. Who else is there? Queen Latifah? Missy Elliot? Lil Kim scares the hell out of me.

I’m not trying to be sexist or anything but women should not rap anyway (wait that’s sexist). On the reals, no one cares. Lil Mama is cool cause she rappin’ for the kids, but I don’t want to hear no female version of Jay-Z just as much as I don’t want to hear a rapper billed as the white version of Jay-Z or the Asian version of Jay-Z. We already have Jay-Z!

Having said that since we haven’t had a platinum selling female rapper in ages, it should be time we had one right? Nahness. Any female interested in rap should promptly either (a) become a stripper or (b) finish their degree in Anthropology. Leave your rap pipe dreams to your drug dealing boyfriend.

Is that a Klingon who-ore?
Nicky Minaj

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Nicky Minaj

15 thoughts on “Morning Wood: Nicky Minaj

  1. what did she look like back in the day.cause fine only gets finer but but ugly you need operations to make it happen is the booty real ois the lips real is that from a tummy tuck yes i am a hater and i robably got money than she does but yes i can call it if i see it.

  2. nicky’s ass realy turns me da fuck on…

  3. lol Clemo, but i love her too and she is very hot!

  4. i lurrrrrrvvvvv nicy minaj….she has class nd style in her music she is da best female rapper of da twenty first century much luv gal….

  5. yeah nicky minaj, i am 1 of the best of your admirator in the world..u are a very beautiful girl and u make me crazy of u. U are my fan. 1 DAY u can go in island Of MAURITIUS for a CONCERT. WE are waiting for u…<3 <3 <3

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