Replacement Sean “Jay-Z” Carter Picture

You know you’ve come along way when Jay-Z, my favorite rapper of all time, is threatening to sue your homie YoRapper for some nonsense I don’t even have time for right now.

Today, I received my first C&D or a “Cease & Desist” letter from Jay-Z’s lawyers saying that I had to remove all instances of Jay-Z from the ringtone section of this site or else they will tell Jay-Z to sue me.

What I find interesting about this is that first of all you know you have crazy money when doucebags lawyers are looking for a reason to sue a lowly hip hop blog. And secondly, would Jay-Z actually sue a friggin’ hip hop blog? Thirdly, imagine the publicity from Jay-Z suing a hip hop blog? Even more crazy is that I can finally meet my childhood hero and hand him that demo tape.

So a guy that makes $82 million a year is going to sue a guy who makes $82 a month. Needless to say, I have removed the offending content.

PS. Jay-Z is no longer the GOAT.