Are Rappers Being Paid to Promote Molly?

“Something about Mary, she gone of that Molly.” – Kanye West

“My young niggas popping M’s and sipping dirty jones.” – Drake

“Put Molly under my tongue.” – Danny Brown

“She wanna pop a molly man, Juicy J gon’ fuckin let her.” – Juicy J

“Pop a molly, smoke a blunt, that mean I’m a high roller.” – Lil Wayne

“Got your girl a molly and we smoke loud and drinkin.'” – 2Chainz

“Pop a molly, feelin’ ten again.” – Kid Cudi

As I write this I’m on molly, so don’t be a douche if this diatribe is littered with spelling mistakes, grammatical errors and otherwise nonsense. I’m truly loving life as THE GREATEST RAP BLOGGER OF ALL TIME.

I LOVE THE INTERNET. I LOVE RAP. AND I LOVE YOU FAITHFUL READER. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. XOXOXOXX.

I NEED TO THANK ALL THE RAPPERS THAT REMIND TO POP MOLLY ON A DAILY BASIS. EVEN ON DAYS WHEN I FORGET. I JUST TURN ON MY ITUNES OR TURN ON THE RADIO, NOT THAT ANY COOL PERSON LISTENS TO THE RADIO BUT IF I’M IN THE CAR WITH MY GIRL THEN..YOU GET THE IDEA.

WAIT DID I FORGET TO POP A MOLLY TODAY?

OH THANK YOU KING DRAKE FOR REMINDING ME, YOU’RE OH SO KIND.

Drake

I HOPE YOU ARE NOT GLORIFYING DRUG USE JUST SO THAT YOUR MEMBERSHIP INTO THE ILLUMINATI WILL BE APPROVED. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY UNCOOL BRO.

BUT I KNOW YOU’RE NOT BECAUSE YOU DON’T DO THINGS FOR MONEY.

YOU’RE A CHILD STAR.

YOU’RE A GENTLEMAN.

WE ARE SO NOT WORTHY.

RAPPERS ARE THE MODERN POETS OF SOCIETY.

THANK YOU DRAKE, KANYE, WAYNE, JUICY, DANNY BROWN, 2CHAINZ, CAM’RON, LIL B, CHUCK D, TYGA, BIRDMAN, UNIVERSAL, INTERSCOPE, JIMMY, AMERICAN IDOL, AND RYAN SEACREST.

THANK YOU.

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One thought on “Are Rappers Being Paid to Promote Molly?

  1. may as well not have written this article, was so bad

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