Movie Review: Hitman

Posted on: December 7, 2007 5 comments so far (is that a lot?)

HitMan

Director: Xavier Gens
Starring: Timothy Olyphant
Release Date: November 21, 2007

Review: 0 out of 5

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Best Scene: When the credits roll.

I always wanted to play the video game “Hitman” cause it looks mad cool. But since I never got a chance too, on a bored snowy friday night had the choice of either having a few beers on the block (in the cold) or checking out the movie “Hitman”. I chose the latter, bad move.

This movie is absolute garbage. The acting is so bad that it’s actually funny. The only thing good about this movie is the score and the trailer. What I’m really trying to say is do not pay money to see this movie.

Looking forward to that I am Legend though.

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5 Responses to “Movie Review: Hitman”

  1. The Worst Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 2:57 am

    I can’t believe anyone would pay to watch this movie, this is a definite rental or download… I am Legend looks great but my guess is that it’ll disappoint like most book->movie adaptions

  2. YoRapper Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    haha true, we’ll see.

  3. Elena Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    this was so good…i liked it heaps and so did my friends…good movie to watch..timothy olyphant is so HOT..

  4. mohak Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 6:15 am

    The one who says that movie is bad is a real chutia and madarchod meaning he fucks his own mom.

  5. YoRapper Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Thanks for your compliment. I have Indian friends and know what that means.

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