Morning Wood: Nicky Minaj
Posted on: July 9, 2008 9 comments so far (is that a lot?)
My boy has been on my case about this broad, Nicky Minaj, he claims she’s the sexiest female rapper alive. I’m not sure yet, I spent too many nights over the Ill Na Na cover (I know but the internetz didn’t exist). She probably takes the title since Remy Ma is disgusto and I forgot what Jean Grae looks like. Who else is there? Queen Latifah? Missy Elliot? Lil Kim scares the hell out of me.
I’m not trying to be sexist or anything but women should not rap anyway (wait that’s sexist). On the reals, no one cares. Lil Mama is cool cause she rappin’ for the kids, but I don’t want to hear no female version of Jay-Z just as much as I don’t want to hear a rapper billed as the white version of Jay-Z or the Asian version of Jay-Z. We already have Jay-Z!
Having said that since we haven’t had a platinum selling female rapper in ages, it should be time we had one right? Nahness. Any female interested in rap should promptly either (a) become a stripper or (b) finish their degree in Anthropology. Leave your rap pipe dreams to your drug dealing boyfriend.
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July 9th, 2008 at 6:46 am
she nice but i still think da sexiest female rapper is dat chick ak’sent, she’s fire!!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
She thinks that she is the sexiest rapper female person huh? Well not to be on no gay shit but she pretty but the sexiest grl BYE!
January 29th, 2009 at 8:33 am
I’d smash lil mama, But dead ass i think I might put kid sister at the sexiest rapper, I don’t knwow hat it is abotu her, but shes definately banging. and even though yall don’t want to hear it we got a white version of Jay-Z, and his names Murphy: the rapper. I’m sorry I had to say it, imma dick. also the banner next to the laughing robot is makign that same USB noise saying click to cliam the prize, also once another lauryn hill comes through, women will hopefullget soem more respect in the game. you know i’m always pulling for them but honestly most aren’t good.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
well she is the sexiest female rapper and if i ever meet her i will fuck her…she fuckin sexy in ever way she has a nice body her pussy look juicey and clean and she has some nice tittes i would love to marry her she wifey type
March 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
nicky all these hatin chick and ni99as up here,,,u the prettiest out of likkle kim and rah diggah and foxy brown ,,,,,but u and trina is in the same boat i love the both off ya i love yuh music,,,i love they way ya’ll look i would love to meet u and her in my bed froom ,,,call mi baby
June 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
don’t worry about those haters they just mad they wasn’t blessed with tha pretty girl gene i love ur look no homo keep p making that good music im a fan alway cause u know what ITS GOING DOOWN !!! CHYA
July 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
wat up nicki dis d-baby iam from da westside of chicago an a hood celebrity look ido things alot niggas wont do i think me an u have alot in common real talk money i got bad azz shawty i need give me dat chance iam getting more money then i ever seen try me out hit me back M.A.Ps finest luv u
October 31st, 2009 at 12:56 am
I am a fan of both lil kim and nicki… I think kim will forever be the baddest (lyrically) rapper around but nicki take the throne 4 sexiest rapper alive…
December 15th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
YOU NOT BAD TRINA IS DA BADDEST BITCH ALIVE