Would a guy from Africa really lie to make money? C’mon. Look at the Nigerians they have never lied to us.Well apparently, the truth seeking website The Smoking Gun is claiming that they’ve done a little digging on Akon’s so-called “illustrious criminal past” and it turns out he was just a bum ass negro prior to dry humping 16 year olds on stage (so really nothing’s changed). Here’s an excerpt that details what he has said in interviews and if you’ve heard any Akon songs you know he keeps it g’d up,

As recounted in scores of interviews since his first album, the platinum-selling “Trouble,” debuted in 2004, Akon was incarcerated for a total of four-and-a-half years, including a long stretch for his role as the “ringleader of a notorious car theft operation.” Akon’s gang specialized in boosting Porsches, Lamborghinis, and Mercedeses, he owned four chop shops catering to “celebrities and drug dealers,” and he frequently escaped from cops in high-speed pursuits. His criminal empire collapsed, though, after underlings–who “felt like they deserved more than they were getting”–cut deals and ratted him out to law enforcement. As a result of that betrayal, Akon spent the next three years in a Georgia prison. While inside, the 150-pound inmate “fought almost every day for two years,” in the process becoming a “champion” who prevailed over both big and small inmates because, “I knew where to hit you to knock you out, so I didn’t fear you.”

Now here’s where he gets air’d the hell out.

Akon’s ad nauseum claims about his criminal career and resulting prison time have been, to an overwhelming extent, exaggerated, embellished, or wholly fabricated, an investigation by The Smoking Gun has revealed. Police, court, and corrections records reveal that the entertainer has created a fictionalized backstory that serves as the narrative anchor for his recorded tales of isolation, violence, woe, and regret. Akon has overdubbed his biography with the kind of grit and menace that he apparently believes music consumers desire from their hip-hop stars.

While the performer’s rap sheet does include a half-dozen arrests, Akon has only been convicted of one felony, for gun possession. That 1998 New Jersey case ended with a guilty plea, for which the singer was sentenced to three years probation. Another 1998 bust, this one in suburban Atlanta, has been seized upon by Akon and transformed into the big case that purportedly sent him to prison (thanks to his snitching cohorts) for three fight-filled years. In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.

So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview.

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Moral of the story: The faster we build them up the quicker we tear them apart.